lizuhd:

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

(Source: leafwhirlwind)

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

(Source: indoxyl)

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

(Source: bludgertothehead)

octupac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

bright-spirit:

longhighway:

I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON

My life

(Source: grates)

pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*